>I was only 9 years old >I loved Queen so much, I had all the merchandise and records >I pray to Queen every night before bed, thanking them for the life I’ve been given >“Queen is love” I say; “Queen is life” >My dad hears me and calls me a poser >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Queen >I called him a cunt >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I’m crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it’s really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It’s Freddie >I am so happy >He grabs me with his powerful gay hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I’m ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for him >He penetrates my butt-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for Queen >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Freddie >He roars in a mighty falsetto as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Freddie looks him straight in the eyes and says “I’m just a musical prostitute, my dear.” >Freddie leaves through my window >Queen is love. Queen is life.
Shinji Ikari… It’s me, Pink Floyd bassist Roger Waters! I’ve been such a huge fan of your work, and I just felt the need to give you a call to let you know you’ve been a very special role model in my life…. How about you strap on one of those robot alien suits and drop by my house! I know I’d really love that….
syd barrett: hopefless romantic, really nice but totally unreliable. a sucker for drama, as long as they’re not involved in it. will paint a mural on the walls of your room without your permission.
roger waters: control freak, pretends to be chill but cares too much about everything. simultaneously insecure and annoyingly confident in their own abilities. knows they’re a judgemental egotist but secretly proud of it.
nick mason: good sense of humour, is actually chill. hates conflict but will rarely do anything to solve it. a fun person who generally just gets along with everyone. always up for a spontaneous road trip.
rick wright: likes staying out of the limelight and simply doing their thing. quiet and gentle, but can be very picky and won’t be pushed around. wonders why people can’t just shut up and be cool. music snob.
david gilmour: loves glitz and glamour and being the centre of attention, easygoing most of the time but can be very stubborn. likes the scruffy grunge aesthetic. most likely to trash a hotel room for fun.
